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There was a tomato and he was in quite a pickle, he couldn’t decide whether he was fruit or vegetable.

Then one sunny day, a pickle said to him “Come now fair tomato there’s no need to be grim.”

The tomato blushed red like a baked red potato “But I don’t really know how to be a tomato.”

The tomato was confused, he didn’t understand. Life was playing hot-potato with him in its hands.

“I simply can’t decide what type I want to be, fruit or vegetable is the choice up to me?”

And that’s when the tomato finally seized the day he decided to catch-up and make things okay.

“I am a tomato and that’s all that I am. Not vegetable not fruit not dairy not ham!”

So if you’re a tomato, don’t feel so dejected tomatoes are tomatoes they just want to be accepted.